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Mystic Monster: Cracker Jack/Jackette

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Species: Cracker Jack / Cracker Jackette

Type: Explosive / Toon

Element: Fire / Metal

Description:

Cracker Jack: From a distance he looks like a forty foot tall toon lumberjack with a long sleeved lumberjack shirt, four fingered yellow glove hands, relatively short brown pant legs and large brown cartoon boots. The first real sign he's not just a giant lumberjack toon is that his head is a black round bomb with a white fuse sticking out of the top. He has two large round white circles for eyes which despite looking painted on will blink occasionally, giving him a haunted appearance.

Underneath his clothes is where the rest of the horror lies, his large chest is a metal armored plate stuffed with gears and other machine works. His abdomen is a large wooden barrel full of gunpowder with a tube going into the machine works of his body and surrounded by four springy rods connecting the chest to the mechanical gears operating hips.

His arms are thin black tubes with bundles of dynamite wrapped around them along the length giving his arms a segmented appearance. His hands under the gloves are a black metal plate with three fingers and thumb that are segmented silver tubes. With the gloves off these tubes can also produce red tone tips *which are really missiles fired from the fingers during a special attack*.

The legs are rectangular metal plates with a knee joint mechanism (classic cartoon robot legs) as are his feet and ankles inside the boots.



Cracker Jackette: Has the same basic appearance and structure as Cracker Jack, save given a femininization, which amounts to a pink shirt with a skirt, showing off the mechanical legs but wears pinks shoes with little bows on them. She also has a slightly thinned chest with two round black bombs connected into pits in the plate for breasts. Her arms are exposed but lack the dynamite bundles of Cracker Jack, instead have a flexible segmented silver tube built over the pipe arms. Her hands have pink gloves with little white flowers on the wrists. Her hands under the gloves are shaped like those of Cracker Jack but she doesn't have a missile attack, instead uses a different move. Ontop of all this the bomb fuse for her head has a large pink bow tied to it.


These two are Mini-Bosses, they lack any real intelligence and unless summoned typically only appear around the Devil Toon City of Hell; making them a rare Mystic Monster more commonly found among demons than the Inferverse (where the Book of Toons) type item is required to summon it.


Special Attacks: Each of these has four special attacks.

Cracker Jack:


1: Gloves are off: throws arms up, tossing gloves into the air, finger tubes produce red cones and fire them as missiles at the target. Raises hands again and gloves fall into place. (unless the gloves are destroyed while in the air or Cracker Jack is hit hard enough to miss gloves). The gloves will then vanish, and this move will change...for the worse. As Cracker Jack will now go berserk and try to slash with the missile fingers exploding if it hits anything, setting off a chain reaction with its dynamite arms, which might just blow off one arm or might make his whole body explode.


2: Bomb Buddies: It can summon at random three bomb toon mystic monsters of the following types (Fire Cracker Kid, Dynamite Kid, Bomb Head, Cannon Mouth, Absent Minded Billy, or Firecracker Snake)


3: Shake em' up: Eyes turn read and whole body shakes violently, throws dynamite out of sleeves. The ones in sleeves regenerate.


4: Self Destruct: It reaches into its pants pockets to retrieve a match, strikes it on the side of its boot and then lights the fuse on its head. This fuse takes about two minutes to burn down, the explosion is massive, escape or diffusing it are the only good options as any major attack at this point will set off the explosion.


-In fact just defeating one of these can be tricky without causing it to explode. They are best avoided by adventurers than fought.




Cracker Jackette:


1: Hot Stuff: Throws her gloves into the air and spews fire from her finger tubes for a few seconds before retrieving her gloves by having them fall back down. If the gloves are destroyed or she is prevented from retrieving them they will vanish. Her finger tubes will then produce fire claws which she can use for fire slash attacks. Unlike her male counterpart she doesn't go berserk or risk exploding.


2: Bomb Buddies: It can summon at random three bomb toon mystic monsters of the following types (Fire Cracker Kid, Dynamite Kid, Bomb Head, Cannon Mouth, Absent Minded Billy, or Firecracker Snake)


3: Sultry Shake: The eyes glow plink and its shakes about in a weird dance, this ends with its two giant bomb boobs shaking loose and flying through the air with lit fuses. She will cover her chest acting embarrassed and even have cartoon blush lines on her face as the bombs come down and explode on her opponent. An audible *ooh* is heard when new bomb boobs pop out to replace the used ones.


4: Self Destruct: She clinches her fist, stomps her foot, and acts angry, the fuse on her head shakes about and the bow ignites into flames setting off the fuse. She will self destruct in about one minute. Either trying to escape or diffusing the fuse are the best options. Her self destruct act and time is shorter than Cracker Jack's.



-as a note: One rarely sees both a Cracker Jack and Cracker Jackette in the same area, and usually for good reason. If these two monsters are summoned to the same place they will seek each other out, hug each other and act like they are kissing as they tumble to the ground and roll about gyrating on each other. This is a combo move called "Heat of Passion" that causes them to both self destruct together, easily taking out a few city blocks at once.
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